What if all anime were like Strawberry Panic – Anime Crossovers #2

June 30, 2006

For lack of anything better to do today, I wrote another one of these -_-;;

This season’s most exciting thriller anime comes to you from the slopes of Astraea Hill. Ever wondered what girls do in all girl’s schools with mysterious shrines and suspiciously large cleavers? Then look no further than

Ichigosha no naku Koro ni (or Oyashiro-sama ga Miteru)
Only for Persons of 18 years and over

Warning this program may contain bad puns

New student Nagisa Maebara arrives in the remote all girl’s school of St. Miator’s, a high school with a horrific secret. Every year on the night of the school culture festival, a terrible curse takes place. Students talk of the terrible curse of Oyurishiro-sama, where one virgin is violently yuriraped and one disappears.

Woefully inexperienced Nagisa-chan lives in blissful ignorance of her impending plight as she goes about her everyday school life as usual with her ragtag bunch of increasingly suspicious school friends: yakuza twins Tamao and Tomoyo Sonozaki, the video camera toting demons of the Tokyo underworld, miko priestess of the school shrine Hikarika Sonohana and her loliyuriffic other half Yayako Houjou and Shizuma Ryuuguu, your typical sweet talking, cleaver toting, typical small village girl.

Nagisa is brought crashing back down to reality on the night of the festival when she accidentally stumbles on the school nurse Momomiyo Takano and the secret PE Storeroom while being glomped in the bushes by a blushing Tamao-chan looking for a session of “Nagisa naughty touching”. But Momomiyo is not all she seems, as she explains to a surprised Nagisa that the “rake” used in the festival today may be a corruption of the violent “rape” that used to happen in years gone by.

Nagisa’s fears are realised the nest morning as it is revealed that Momomiyo went missing last night. Suddenly, suspicious faces are turning up everywhere! Will Nagisa lose her virginity to Tamao-chan before she gets yuriraped into oblivion by the curse of Oyurishiro-sama? Join us to find out!

Right, enough of those for now ^_^;;

Ix

5 Responses to “What if all anime were like Strawberry Panic – Anime Crossovers #2”

  1. lolikitsune Says:

    This reminds me of a less cool, less horrifying, less bloody version of my earlier Higu/Suto crossover idea. It went something like this, if I recall correctly:

    I decided this episode that a crossover Strawberry Panic/ Higurashi no Naku Koro ni would be a damn good anime. When Nagisa and Tamao are walking around in the hallway at night, the soundtrack kept hinting at the first note of Higurashi’s OP. And I realized that if the girls in Ichigo-sha all succumbed to their lesbian urges and sought to kill off obstacles to their relationships, it would be the best show ever. Killer loliyuri. Battle royale with loliyuri rape. The only thing that would be missing is a monkey stew to give them all AIDS.

  2. yuribou Says:

    But then everyone would be dead and no loliyuri would result. Surely that would result in fail?

  3. lolikitsune Says:

    The loliyuri would occur in the middle. Before people die.

  4. drmchsr0 Says:

    If it weren’t for the hilarity of the concept, I’d be-

    Oh wait, maybe I will.

    CLEAR!

    *SEVENTH (BLEEP) SCRIPTURES Ix.

  5. yuri ftw Says:

    For more wicked crossovers, try Strawberry Panic and Narutaru.


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